We're Unicorn Kazoo

Most pre-made adventures are written like novels, not game sessions. We're here to fix that.

The Problem

Fiction-First Adventures

Written as stories, not gameplay experiences
GMs spend hours building structure from scratch
Unclear milestones and story flow
No distinction between required and optional content
NPCs lack clear purpose or motivation

Our Solution

Built for Game Masters

Clear story milestones from the start
Easy-to-follow flow and structure
Major and minor NPCs with purpose
Required vs optional content clearly marked
Ready to run right out of the box

What We Believe

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Built for GMs

Every adventure is designed from the ground up to be easy to run. Clear structure, organized content, and thoughtful design that respects your prep time.

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Characters Shine

Your players are the heroes. Our adventures create moments for characters to be heroic, cooperative, and at the center of every story.

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System Agnostic

We started with D&D, but we love creating adventures that work across systems and genres. Great stories transcend mechanics.

Meet the Rebels

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Brandon Hess

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Chris Lambert

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Where We're Headed

We're building adventures and tools for Game Masters across the systems we love. From D&D to the bleeding edge of indie RPGs, we're creating content that makes your games better.

D&D 5E Daggerheart Mörk Borg Lancer Pathfinder & More

Join the Rebellion

Connect with our community of Game Masters, get updates on new adventures, and help shape the future of Unicorn Kazoo.

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